You don’t want to be a wanking loser.

Eww, orgasm, ugh, it’s running down your hand… Eww, but from today on, it won’t stop there. If you fail and have an orgasm, you’ll have to do something else with it… and YOU don’t want that. It’s disgusting enough as it is… Try harder, you can’t replace an orgasm with the lust you’ve worked up while jerking off… Don’t be a loser