VEGGIE FUCK! – A quickie with a cucumber brings me to a MEGA ORGASM!

Desperate situations call for desperate measures – is that the saying? I’m still a bit dizzy! My last charging cable for my toys broke, and yesterday my last vibrator ran out of power… My “manual” is okay, but sometimes just not enough, so I spent the whole day lined up various objects in my kitchen, hoping they’d serve as toy substitutes. Looking back, I must have been really desperate, judging by my selection. When I was staring, seriously, at a miniature glass Christmas tree – please don’t ask me why I have one – and wondering how much lube I’d need to get it in, I realized I didn’t want to end up as content for a paramedic. With an annoyed groan, I decided to cook something. Best decision of the day, because that’s how I found HER! Not too big, not too small, smooth surface, and a comfortable thickness. I knew it would work; what I didn’t know was how INCREDIBLY GOOD it would be!