I’m deliberately pissing in your direction

Do you really think I didn’t see you? I know exactly where you’re hiding to secretly watch me 🙂 And that’s why I’m turning towards you with my legs spread. Then I’ll happily pee in your direction 🙂 Don’t you think the stream of my pee looks really pretty, even when it turns into sprinkles? 🙂 Are you glad I spotted you? 🙂