I gave my girlfriend to my boss

I made a mistake at work and my boss wasn’t too happy about it, he was really angry! Then I had an idea (haha). He always looked at my girlfriend like that when she picked me up (haha). Then I asked my girlfriend to do something nice for my boss (haha). She loves me and would do anything for me :* Then we drove to the office and had a good deal (haha). My boss was thrilled, my girlfriend too, and I was too (haha).