Detention with a tail-hungry university beast!!

Word gets around quickly among the students that I’m a real shrew. And that’s perfectly legitimate; after all, I don’t need any popularity contests from these ill-mannered morons who haven’t figured out how to behave. I’ve developed my own effective method for dealing with lapses in concentration! I don’t give a damn where the guy’s mind is the next day when I walk through the classroom, as long as he keeps his stupid mouth shut!!!