Your Gooning Tutorial

To see if you meet the requirements of our holding company, we’ve been creating a comprehensive tutorial for applicants for some time now. Gooning reveals a lot about perseverance and efficiency. Anyone who can complete this video already has a good chance. But it will be HARD. That’s why, as CEO, I’m incredibly proud that our innovation allows us to hire only the very best. What you need for your tutorial: 2 hours of time and peace and quiet, your penis, spit/lube. We’re very excited to see your report!