My first pee orgasm – went completely wrong!

When my doctor told me I absolutely couldn’t insert ANYTHING for the next while, I initially thought it was a joke. But no… First I’m not getting any sex, and now I’m not even allowed to masturbate. I thought No-Nut November was only for men 🙁 There is one good thing about this unwanted break, though: I have plenty of time to look at stupid things on the internet, and one of them was an article about a “dangerous trend.” Dangerous? Seriously, what could possibly go wrong now? My pussy’s going to burst or something? Let’s find out, because today I’m trying the Peegasm. If that doesn’t work either, I’m thinking of being extra naughty so that Santa’s friend has to come and give me a good spanking with his rod—I’m allowed to do that, right? 😉