NS in the forest directly on the hiking trail

I was walking in the woods and really needed to pee. I passed a log pile. Should I go behind the logs for cover? Nah, I love the thrill of getting caught. So I took off my pants and thong, stuck my butt towards the hiking trail, and let it flow! It was so relieving and arousing at the same time! Unfortunately, no hikers came by… what would you have done?