Whore for breakfast!!

Every now and then, even a loser can get really lucky, and in his gray, boring nerd existence, the sun suddenly appears far, far away on the horizon; even if only briefly, but no matter. He gets to enjoy the moment, the one not destined to be a “Casanova.” He gets to feel like a pasha for just once in his life (if he has enough money :P), and to preserve this moment for eternity (not knowing when or if the sun will grace him again), he gets to record it all :D, if he puts down enough money, of course.