SLAVE JOI!

What do you want?! Are you sure I’m going to wait here all day long for you to talk my head off? What kind of loser are you? Do you know how many slaves write to me, confessing their sincere love and wanting to serve me? What makes you different from them? Okay, I’ll give you one chance. You can prove yourself. And if you don’t do what I ask right away, I’ll know you’re just not serious, and I’ll be gone. I don’t want to waste my time. So get ready to follow my instructions. Immediately!