Shopping in a hurry isn’t a good idea! You don’t play with food, do you?

The stupid ideas you can come up with while shopping… In the produce section, I noticed a particularly thick, long thing. I absolutely had to take it home. I’ve always been told, “Don’t play with food!” but when I saw the cucumber, I became curious about what it felt like. Would a hard cucumber make me come?! It certainly felt awesome! What other vegetables should I try? #solo #wank #dirtytalk